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Wednesday, 6 May 2026

Using AI to illustrate miniatures: Slop or Not?

                                       

                                                   

This little scene was the final attempt I made. By this point I'd worked out how precise you had to be to get the results I wanted.

Over the last week I have undergone one hundred a sixty minutes of dental surgery, over two occasions, and spent some miserable days recovering. The treatment appears to have been successful and despite the cost I am hopeful that my long standing problems are now over. During my short period of convalescence (today) I discovered a strange app that offers the miniature enthusiast, or indeed toy affectionardo in general, the opportunity to animate their painted figures or toys with ease, all from a single photograph. The app is called Nauk Nauk if you are interested. Google it.

With little to do but fiddle around on a screen, I wiled away a few hours exploring what could be achieved with a little AI. Now I know the stuff gets a bad press and jolly right too. It has changed the internet forever and smeared its slop over nearly everything, most notably the morass that is Facebook. Misinformation is widespread and some of it so ridiculous you'd doubt the stuff even believable... but some people obviously (and against their better judgement, it seems) do. At the time of writing, the UK is experiencing all the drama and deceit of a political election which is making things worse. Our longstanding political parties are in freefall, after years of bungling, and we now have two equally extreme parties eager for our attention. Reform. And the Greens. Sadly, both are lead by some pretty unsavory characters... hang on! Surely this is material for a Warhmmer Scenario pack in the style of Orc's Drift or McDeath!?

I digress. 

So after a few hours of fiddling around I had managed to animate some of the photographs I've taken over the last few months and shared here. To be honest, I was quite amused by my efforts though many of them were hopelessly senseless and contaminated with the dreaded 'slop'. I'm sure you've clicked on a few of my efforts by now if the technology works here on Blogger.

The trouble is, AI is here to stay. It isn't going anywhere and it makes me wonder what it has in store not only for the hobby of miniature wargames but in our Citadel Miniatures/Games Workshop in the '80s and early '90s hobby in general.

Appallingly bad text seems to be a big part of it. Something you won't be seeing here. Yes, those spelling mistakes and grammatical errors are all mine. And they have been for all these years too. Though, I am not responsible for the walls of spam that clog up media like blogger. 


This was my first attempt. Not bad to start with but then the slop took over and confused the sword and whip. Slop indeed. 

Now I am all for the human element. As many of you dear readers have said, freeform writing is something that needs to be celebrated and cherished. None of us want to see (or read) more of that awful text guff that filters down to us all. Why are there so many lists? Endless adjectives and semi-coherent links. But photographs of enthusiasts' work?

Is that different? 

Is AI used to illustrate the models we are buying helpful or unhelpful if it makes it easier for companies to upload their products, especially with so many one-man-bands and small companies around our field of enjoyment? And, does it give us a different way of presenting and enjoying our own lovely old lumps of lead? 

It is interesting to note the GW has gone on the record to state that they are banning AI in their design process. Something that I whole heartedly agree on. Artificial intelligence is no replacement for a keen, artistic eye or voice. But as a tool to present something, very much like a photograph or video. Is that different? Can it be excused if the rest of the elements are all honest work? 

I don't doubt that the AI bubble will burst. The more you look into it, the less it appears it can actually do reliably. I had a right old hoot today asking AI who I was. I typed in 'Who is Orlygg?' and got some wonderfully incorrect responses with some saying I had died and others stating I was an alias of a completely different person. Of course, working in education we have had a few AI companies in showing off their technology. Including a woeful 'teacher' on a screen. The company had completely missed the point that 90% of learning is the relationship between the pupil, his or her peers and the teacher and the kids made fun of her by asking what the AI would do if they got out of their seats and messed around or fell over and needed a plaster. Or if their dog had died that morning. Or they had no lunch. The nice-lady-from-the-AI-company piped up at said that of course there would need to be an adult in the room too. 'What, the teacher then?' Chirriped a seven year old quite innocently. 

But I digress, again. 

Sorry. 


This Night Horror werebear came out alright. I think using tools like this are viable if they are used appropriately to bring out the character of a model or key event in a narrative wargame.

Is it wrong to combine AI with our beloved '80s fantasy-fare? Is it blasphemous? Will the long-dead grognards that went before us stir unsoundly in their tombs if we paint up a dwarf warrior and use AI to animate him for presentation or fun, even? Facebook certainly did. While working out how to upload these videos with my computer I shared my work on various platforms to see if I could get it working. One of those places was the Oldhammer Community FB page that I created all those years ago. Now, I don't have much to do with it these days. I was always happy to let others make it what they wanted it to be. But the repugnancy my video received there was quite surprising. No discussion allowed. Just deletion. I can remember a different time. A time when we talked about stuff that was new and intriguing rather than just reacting to it. But fear of change is real. And its hurts those of us whole are nostalgic for a time that no longer exists perhaps?

I saw my little videos as being tastefully done, as best as could be presented using the technology available. Was I being naive trying to capture the spirit of the models and the era they belong to using modern technology? Are the animations produced of my own models, paintjobs and scenery less worthy due to the form of media I choose to use? If I had painstakingly animated by Skeleton Horde models using lots of Blu-Tak and stop motion animation would I have been criticised just the same?

Well, I guess we are all going to find out soon! This technology is very much on the rise and more applications will be no doubt found for the clueless luddite at home to either tinker with or enrage themselves by. It is not going anywhere guys. I'm sure working in the classroom is going to put me in the forefront of it all. Kids love this stuff and they see the creative possibilities in it all. MFM's two boys loved seeing my models come to life and it made them all the more real. One of them even asked to paint up a figure and do the same. Is AI a possible new gateway into our ever changing hobby?

Am I wrong to toy with it? Maybe.

Did it make me feel better while I recovered from surgery? Definitely.

Is it something I'd use again on Realm of Chaos 80s? Probably not. 

I'm intrigued where this is going to go, especially with apps like Nauk Nauk out there. I know it is a tool for action figure fans and lego nuts but there is plenty of Warhammer on there, though mostly modern stuff. I very much doubt someone will go through the trouble of producing something specifically for tabletop miniatures but anything is possible I suppose. With us all spending huge amounts of cash on little lead men we aren't going to be stumping up the cash and investing in a start-up!

Anyway, I'm off to take my medicine and rest easy. I've got a stack of unfinished models to paint, research to continue and another interview to type up. See you all soon! Old Orlygg will be back to normal services soon enough.

What will the world be like when I do?

It is changing that fast!

And please don't be shy with your opinions about AI and wargaming in general. I'll be interested in hearing your thoughts no matter where you sit on the subject. 


I tried for ages to animal my beloved skeletons from the Horde. This was the best I could do. Jason and the Argonauts this is not. 

10 comments:

  1. The wrongest thing about it is that generating a 30-second video like that uses as much power as running a microwave for an hour and wastes several bottles of purified water in the process. How mny thousands of people are using it 'just for a laugh' ignorant or heedless of the destruction they are causing to the planet? It's way worse for the environment than streaming videos, downloading ebooks and anything else it gets compared to as entertainment.

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    1. Thanks for your thoughts Geoff. In truth, I hadn't even considered the environmental factors. A quick bit of research has revealed to me the staggering reality of AI as it is now. The process produces more carbon than jet fuel if my facts are correct. Disturbing stuff for something often seen, as you say, as a toy or fun tool. It is striking how the younger generation are embracing the technology without trying to properly understand it. At least that is the view I get from my own teenage children and their friends. Like me, its is easy to be drawn in to this technologies novelty without thinking of the consequences.

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    2. Exactly. It's hidden away so people think it's a bit of harmless fun. It's not, it's terribly damaging.

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  2. this was awful. there is just something intrinsically, deeply wrong about this thing. and on top of that it murders the environment, stepping on it with steel toed boots.

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    1. Thanks for your thoughts Wostry. The technology certainly produces something rather un-natural at times. During my short period of time experimenting with the technology I was started at how the software seemed to have a mind of its own. Creating bizarre scenes I had even asked for.

      As far as the consequences for our hobby would be concerned I am not convinced that this mindless sludge would have any real benefit at all. Especially if it was relying on generic ideas. What was bizarre about my experiments was the appearance of unrelated models that the system just created.

      With more and more younger people entering our hobby it makes me wonder how they will employ this technology in their creative processes. If that is allowed I suppose. Both government and the paying customer will no doubt have their say.

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  3. Generative AI is all that is wrong with society.
    It panders to this need that has been implanted, in which people are given entitlement.
    They are told they can do things, they can succeed, they can make more money, look prettier, be more successful, they deserve these things.
    It is all theirs and they are entitled to it; cobblers are they.
    Things need to be earned and worked at, skills practiced and honed.

    Everyone is looking for a quick fix, or a hack.

    Generative AI panders to this self-entitlement and tells people they can create art, stories, music without any talent.
    Those selling the service will have you believe that you are somehow an artist, a creator, add these skills to your portfolio and up-sell yourself.

    But it is just a substandard substitute for the real thing.
    It does not create, it makes a poor copy through piracy and plagiarism.
    Nothing generative AI does is artistic, it’s a mockery of art.

    When talking about AI literature I saw someone ask why they should be bothered to read a book that no-one could be bothered to write.
    Fair.

    It sells you this service not only at a cost to the environment but to the very essence of being a human.
    We stand apart from life on this planet through art, good music can move you to joy, rapture, sorrow and tears.
    Stories can capture our imagination and take us to far away worlds where we can escape from the day to day and dream.
    Artwork can speak to us and convey emotion and tales, each brush stroke has been thought about and breathed before it was done.
    This is a uniquely human thing and yet we would sell this to get cheap parodies and copies, and for what, online clout and a few likes?

    No thanks, I think therefore I am.






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    1. Hi Mike. I really enjoyed reading your eloquent thoughts on this topic. I wonder what brilliant minds like Descartes would have made of our modern world, eh? Probably horrified by what we have done to it.

      "It is all theirs and they are entitled to it; cobblers are they.
      Things need to be earned and worked at, skills practiced and honed.

      Everyone is looking for a quick fix, or a hack."

      This point really struck me working in education. That so many people, particularly parents, want instant success without the willingness to strive to improve oneself. Any mistakes, or mention of mistakes, is pounced upon and vilified. I kid you not, this year I received a long complaint because I had told a pupil that I wasn't going to mark his writing as being correct as it lacked capital letters and full stops. The hint for me being 'go and edit things and learn from your mistakes'.

      I wonder if AI can make the mistakes for people so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions!

      "This is a uniquely human thing and yet we would sell this to get cheap parodies and copies, and for what, online clout and a few likes?"

      Another fantastic point that struck me. Indeed, this technology is very much geared towards instant gratification and mass appeal but without any lasting influence of longevity. A glance at Facebook and other social media tells the same story. The posts are transitory and ephemeral. Consumed and discarded. Unlike a blog post for example that remains static, can be returned to and re-read over and over. If you try and unsee the godawful spam ;)

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    2. Thanks for your reply to my comment!
      Eloquent though?
      Rambling for sure.


      Social Media is neither inherently good or bad, it is a tool and what we do with it is key.

      Social Media has become a global delivery system for modern day hucksters and snake oil salesmen.
      But where in the past they sold stuff as the answer to actual problems, today they fabricate a problem and then sell the remedy.
      Not a millionaire, not a CEO, not making money with your side gig, not super fit, not enough time in your day to be an artist, writer, poet laureate ?
      Generative AI is the answer!!

      I am not sure if you are familiar with dead internet theory?
      Go look it up if not.


      As for blogs, this is why I started one recently and my own static website.
      Oh and I use forums too, as they are perfect for discussion.

      People are more selfish now than ever, possibly not through choice but from conditioning.
      The self is all, everything is about making your life better, getting results for you, reasons why you are not great and fixes for that.
      The Man has enslaved people through dopamine hits in the form of scrolling.
      Chasing the Electric Dragon.

      I note (smugly) how the other night I was sat in the car park waiting to collect my daughter from acting classes and everyone else was parked with in their cars in the dark, LED headlights on full making it unpleasant to look around.
      Though no-one noticed how bright the car park was from a million headlights as they were all staring at their phones, doomscrolling.
      The woman in the car next to me had her lights on, music blaring and was constantly scrolling, not stopping to read, just scrolling and hunting for her next hit.
      Take some time out and be still, look around and see the world through your own organic eyes, not the money-centric digital filters of today.

      It is all too common.
      Why was I smug?
      I had my lights off so as not to blind the occupants of the cars infront of me and I was listening to a beautiful piece of music on the radio.
      I was happy in the moment.

      They were all too busy in their tech imposed isolation trying to find something of value to make their own lives better, hoping to ‘be the first one to leave a like’.

      People have forgotten how to be content.




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  4. Not for me personally (at my age I'm selective about what new rabbit holes I dive down), but I'm sure it's coming anyway.

    To be slightly less contentious, I'd love to see what the 80s team would have made of the current situation through the medium of a Warhammer Scenario in the style of McDeath.

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    1. Hi Mr.C

      "I'd love to see what the 80s team would have made of the current situation through the medium of a Warhammer Scenario in the style of McDeath."

      This is a fantastic idea and one I suggested to Tim Prow who has done a number of tribute pieces to popular classics such as the space skeleton. I'd love to see Farage, Polanski and Starmer in miniature form dripping with plenty of fantasy tropes. Other miniature manufactures have made nods to political parties (as indeed GW did in its golden age) but there was something deeply special about the genius of the '80s crew.

      I am glad AI wasn't a thorn/tool in the Ansell era. As Mike said 'every brushstroke was thought about' bin advance, and it shows.

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